Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
Who teleported bread to Rome?
11 notes and there’s already a perfect gif for the post….
Some context: entering this season, no woman had completed a televised course in either Japanese or American Ninja Warriors. I’d also argue that ANW’s qualifying courses are harder than any Stage 1 course on either.
This woman is a fucking badass. First woman ever to advance!
I’m not crying your crying
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I was on the toilet the other morning and this dawned on me and I sat there for so long…
It would be really hard to organize things without an alphabetical order.
And it would destroy ascii. Like, how would computers even work if there wasn’t a unified ordering to the letters?Plus, adkcpelzijpnbeq etc isn’t as good of a song.
I wrote you a fanfiction…
Summary: Carlos always knew there was something wrong about him. How will Cecil ever accept him once he knows the truth?
Pairing: Cecil x Ace!Carlos
Oh my god, thank you. You just made my night.
Oops, I made a thing
Welcome to the Summoner’s Rift, Five Point Gamers!
Today, Lois plays a game as Heimerdinger.
I made a video for my Let’s Play Group.