the most magical place on earth
Does anyone else feel really sad that Voldemort desecrated such amazing historical artifacts so selfishly? Like, those House artifacts were filled with such cultural value and have such an amazing legacy, you know?
It was Harry and Co who desecrated them. Voldemort made it so you could only destroy them with something rare like fiendfyre or basilisk venom. Voldemort was actually the good guy here.
((This starts off as a random story about myself, but I promise this is actually funny.))
Today was my best friend’s birthday party. It was going to be the best day. I thought.
We were all going to meet up at a bar. I’ve never been to a bar, and I’ve been interested in going to one, but I didn’t care; it was for my best friend. So I got all dressed up and waited in line and had my money and my ID, and everything was going to be great. I thought.
You know what the worst part about not knowing how to drive is? You’d think it was the whole not-being-able-to-drive thing, but, actually, no. The worst part is that your permit expired ten months ago, and you didn’t waste your time visiting the DMV again. It’s not like you were every going to drive.
Your ID can’t be expired if you want to get into a bar.
At first, this frustrated me. What, does me not being able to drive magically turn me into a minor? I’m twenty two, whether or not anyone would trust me with a car. Nothing’s going to change that.
I can only imagine that they think my expired permit is actually a counterfeit. Right. Because I would a) make an expired counterfeit, b) make a permit instead of a license, and c) use that picture of myself. It makes so much sense.
I’ve been thinking about it a lot, and the only reasonable explanation is that bar people and DMV people are bros. It makes a lot of sense. They bond over a love of making people stand in line. I bet they have monthly meetings where they drink tea and talk about standing in line. They probably invite theme park people, too.
So, yeah, if you can’t drive, then you can’t drink. I thought that was the exact opposite of how it works.
My friend posted a picture of his blender on Facebook.
I know I’ve spent too much time on Tumblr, since my first thought was to draw fanart of it.
U jelly, Annie?
Yaay I colored it (or half of it) how d’you like dem apples!?!?
can I die now
also: they are not blushing i merely added blush because that’s my style… shipping Andy and Annie is like shipping Boxbot and Zimmy or something equally terrible. :P
New headcannon
Zimmy doesn’t realize Boxbot is terrible, and Gamma doesn’t have the heart to tell her. Gamma doesn’t like how much time she has to spend near Boxbot, but she’s willing to put up with him for Zimmy’s sake.
I also ship Gamma with Robox.
Part 1 [x]
I looked them up. Learned that none of the trolls are actually from Teletubbies. (Also looked up how to spell Teletubbies)
I stopped reading Homestuck before the trolls became more than just pesterchum handles.
I just drew them without reference.
Part 2 [x]
